December 2011
When someone tells me they like me
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When you're asked to babysit small children...
"Regular" marriage and "Gay" marriage are like...
Taking pictures of yourself
Expectation:
Reality:
That moment when your parents actually say yes
Reaction to waking up to birds singing outside...
Expectations:
Reality:
When you see someone you know in public..
When you drive by tall buildings
I didn't know Kristen Stewart was in Spongebob...
When you hear your name in a conversation.
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
Every girl I know is like
“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
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